Joke-IV

1st Sardar: 0ye Agar Neend Na Aye To Kya Kiya Jaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend Ka Intezaar Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki So Hi Jaye.

Sardar- Dr.main Khudko Bhagwan samjhne Laga Hu
Dr: Ye Problem kab Se Hai?
Sardar: Jabse Maine ye Duniya Banai hai.

aaj ki taza khabar: Sardar ne apni sagai tod di. Kyunki ladki kunwari thi,
Sardar ne socha- jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui, wo meri kya hogi.

Ek admi ne sardar ji ko pucha: Public ne aapko kyuu mara?
Sardar: Bus me mera photo gir gaya, maine bola Madam Saari upar karo photo lena hai.

Sardar- Bachpan me Maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta.
Judge- Kya kehti thi maa?
Sardar- Kaha na, kabhi baat suni hi nahi..

galti se sardar ji ladies toilet me ghus gaya saare mahilaon unko dekh k khadi ho gayi aur chillane lagi.
Sardar: izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi hai. BAITHO... BAITHO..!!

Ek sardar blue film dekh raha tha?
achanak apni biwi ko usme dekh kar chouka aur gussaya, phir baad me hans kar bola- ye to film hai, koi real life thodi hai?"

Sardar Ne Biwi Se Poocha: Aaj To Chicken Bahut Tasty Hai, kuch Khas Masala Lagaya Hai Kya?
Biwi : Kuch Nahi Thodi Si Jal Gayi Thi... Isliye Barnol Cream Lagaya.

Sardar was kissing a girl. Ek aadmi dekh raha tha.
Sardar:- Kya dekh raha hain?
Aadmi:- Mera number kab aayega?
Sardar:- Is ladki ke baad.

Sardar got a job in AIRTEL
customer: Hello my AIRTEL sim locked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tention remove AIRTEL sim put BSNL,
thank u for calling.

1 sardar daru k nashe me taxi me betha
bola chalo airport chalo
taxi wala: tum airport pe hi ho
sardar: yelo 50 rs. dubara itna taiz mat chalana.

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, mashoka le ker kahan nikle "Sardar gets furious & slap him & says"
Oye.."mashoka hogi teri. Meri to behan hai"!

Bus chali...... Jhatka laga, 1 sardar 1 ladki pe ja gira,
Ladki boli: badtameej kya kar rahe ho.
Sardar bola: Ji punjab UNIVERSITY se B.Com. Kar raha hu..

Sardar: Bhai sahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham k 6 baje hain!
Sardar: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon,
sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
Sardar road se gujar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya aur achanak CHILLAYA !!
"haramjaade log TATTI bhi aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

Ek sardar apne marriage certificate ko 1 ghante se dekh raha tha
WIFE: tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
SARDAR: expiry date dhoond raha hu

Dr. k Band Clinic k aage lambi line thi,
1 sardar bar- bar line me ghusta, log usko pakad k pichhe phenk dete,
sardar- Lage raho saalo, mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga.

Chhota Sardar: Mummy kal raat ko, phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.
Mummy: kamine aaj phir tune fridge mein susu ki!

Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.
She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.

Ek Sardar ki maut bijli girne se ho gayi..
par uski laash muskurate hui mili
Bhagwan ne pucha "aisa kyun"?
sardar ne kaha- "MAINU laga koi PHOTO KHICH raha hai"

1 truck dusre truck ko rassi s band kar leja raha tha,
ye dekh kar 1 sardar hass hass k kehne laga 1 Rassi ko le jaane k liye do do truck!

Train ruki to ek aadmi ne khidki k pass baithe sardar se pucha- kaun sa Station hai?
sardar bahar dekh kar kuch der soch kar bola- "Railway Station"

Sardar see a mobile tower with Red Lite On Top
Sardar: India is developing very fast,
Now we have TRAFFIC SIGNAL for PLANES.

what does a sardar ji scream, when the money came out of the ATM machine...?
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I won... I won...?

interviewer: where r u born,
Sardar: punjab
Interviewer : which part?
Sardar: kya which part whole body was born in punjab.

a man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied "arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM

Sardar Train me susu karne gaya,
wife:apka pajama gila kaise hua?
Sardar: waha likha tha...
sharir ka koi ang baahar na nikale.

2 seater helicopter crashed on 'KABRISTAN' in panjab Next day news- PUNJAB me hawai jahaj gira Sardaro ne 250 lashe dhund nikali aur bhi talash jari hai.



Dhirendra Jha