Jokes-5

Sardar to Girlfriend- Darling main tum se shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.
Girlfriend- Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar- 1 biwi aur 3 bachche...

Sardar in a row to catch bus. after many ladies got in the bus, he try to get in,
DRIVER- no more, no more.
Sardar- Morni, Morni to chada li, ab hum chadne lage to
No mor.

Sardar:Express kitne baje ki hai?
TT: 1baje
Sardar: local?
TT: 9 baje
Sardar: malgadi?
TT: 12baje,
TT: kaha jana hai?
Sardar: Patri pe tatti karni hai

Sardar wife se : shanti ko bulao
Wife : Kaun apni kamwali?
Sardar : Haa
Wife : Kyun?
Sardar : Doctor ne bola hai ki goli khao.. aur shanti k saath so jao.

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 14th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu k pathe EVERY YEAR

Dr. Sahab Plastic Surgery karwane me kitna kharcha aayega
Dr.- 5 lakh
Sardar: agar 'Plastic' hum de to.

Teacher ask 2 sardar student : A for?
sardar: "apple"
Teacher: "jor se bolo"
Sardar: "JAI MATA DI"

sardar ne apne ghar ki aadhi diwaar paint karne ke baad niche likh diya.
SAME AS ABOVE.

Ek sardar ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi,
Jb hospital le gaye to
dr. bola- in ka test hoga.
Sd bola-in ki umar zyada he
test nahi one day ya 20-20 karva do.

Sardar- mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai,
Boss- teri income to us k toilet paper bhi afford nahi
kar sakti,
sardar: acha! itni potti karti hai to phir rahne do.

Gang of sardars broke a bank,
but instead of cash they find glasses full of chilled lassi.
Happily they drink lassi and left
Next day's headline-
sperm bank looted

Sardar- "Dr.saab, ye dava kisi bhi medical store me nahi mili rahi hai"
Dr- "OHH SORRY, medicine likhni to mai bhul hi gaya
ye to mera signature hai"

In an interview
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: dhurrrrrrrrr
Interviewer shouts: stop it
Sardar: dhurr dhup dup dup dup!

Nurse- mubarak ho apke ghar beta paida huwa hai,
sardar- wah g wah kya technology hai,
Biwi meri hospital me hai, aur bachcha ghar paida huwa hai.

Sardar ka bura din: Darwaja khola Kundi hath me,
Nal khola Toty hath me, Suitkess uthaya Handel hath me,
ab dar raha hai su su karu ki na karu...?

Sardaro ki party chal rahi thi, Dj wala bola, kab tak Dj bajau?
Party Owner- tu 12 baje tak baja de uske baad to saale generator ki awaz pe hi nachte rahege!

Sardar ki Girlfriend ne usko sms bheja "I Miss U"
Socho Sardar Ne Kya Reply Diya hoga?

Socho?

SochO

"I Mr. U"

Sardar : kal jo shampoo liya tha uske saath wala free gift do.
shopkeeper : uske saath koi free gift nahi hai,
sardar : mujhe bevakuff mat samjo us par likha hai "DANDRUFF FREE"

1 Ship me 300 Sardar ja rahe the, bina Ship doobe
sabhi doob gaye
Kaise?
?
?
Ship band ho gaya
aur
sare Sardar dhakka dene k liye utar ga


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